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ghostbab:

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

My lifes not going too great at the moment. I had planned to have petted at least 40% of the dogs on planet earth by now and I have petted maybe 0.5% of the dogs.

I just did the math and it turns out 0.5% of the dogs on the planet is 26 million and I dont even think I’ve petted that many :(

enforcechicago:

junkculture:

A wifi router that doubles as a potted plant.

via [The Cybernetic Collection] via [Hyperallergic]

This is about as vaporwave plant core as it gets

bugtears:

modmad:

We interrupt your usual schedule to bring you a very small pig descending a set of stairs.

HE JUMPS RIGHT INTO IT AND MAKES LITTEL SOUNDS N0

i-may-be-strange:

His character was golden and the only reason to watch that train wreck

the-greasy-goatsby:

After 17 season’s of Pretty Little Liars, A is revealed and captured. The girls hug each other in a safe embrace, but are interrupted by the faint noise of a text. They read it aloud and stare into the distance, “It’s my turn, bitches -B”.

mysticaljew:

i wanna s ur d ;) ((steal your dog))